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*coughs* Friendly doll person here.

So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There’s your normal body, but there’s also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.

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Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.

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Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We’ve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.

This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there’s been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth — but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

Me every time this post comes back

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go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

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I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

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oh what the FUCK WHY

Thanks I hate it.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

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Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

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Surgeons really went vrrr vrrr say goodbye to your pelvis mother

Sell it higher you fuck I paid my sanity instead of money

Sell it higher you

fuck I paid my sanity

instead of money

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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OP is in SERIOUS trouble - 100mg will Fuck You Up. OP is gonna probably green out for a while.
However, it’s important to note that, if you are having a bad high, there are some things which can take the edge...

OP is in SERIOUS trouble - 100mg will Fuck You Up. OP is gonna probably green out for a while.

However, it’s important to note that, if you are having a bad high, there are some things which can take the edge off.

  1. Taste a freshly crushed black peppercorn. There is a compound in the pepper which reduced the paranoia you can get from a bad weed high. It won’t reverse a full-blown case of cannabis induced psychosis, but it does reduce the terrible feeling of Something Bad happening a good deal.
  2. Drink a big glass for orange juice. OJ reduces the effect of THC in your body. It’ll also reduce the fun parts of a high, but if you’re having a bad time, you want to put all of the THC affects behind you, as fast as possible.
  3. Drink water. Cannabis dries you out - ‘cottonmouth’ is a real thing. Eating lots of fresh fruit like watermelon or grapes or oranges also helps.
  4. 4. Avoid mangoes. An enzyme in them increases the effects of a high. Great if you’re having a good time, but if you want to sober up, mango isn’t the answer.
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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

That’s so utterly depressing.

disgusting

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

Read till the end for the important info

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

This is too fucked up for words, please reblog and save lives

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There was movement this year (2022) (previous posts were 2020 and earlier) to raise the limit to $10,000. However it just recently failed to get in the year end omnibus spending bill, so it’s not clear when/if it will be looked at again. Also according to the article, Ron Wyden didn’t want it in the retirement bill… he’s my senator, and generally good (especially he can be relied on for tech stuff), but I am going have some words for him about this.


We need to push for this to be a thing.

Do you know how many on the fence voterswould stop voting for facists if democrats could put something like this to their name?

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The World We Knew Won't Come Back

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warnings: mentions of attempted suicide and manipulation

Summary: The ninja talk about Zanes final message from s11


The Never Realm was a wound that hadn’t healed, in different states of infection for them all. They didn’t discuss it really, kept their mouths sealed and their burning questions clenched behind their teeth. Zane's time in the realm was shrouded in mystery, most of the others having no idea about the circumstances of Zane's fall- other than that he’d suffered a memory wipe and been turned against the land by another. They don’t talk about it and Zane doesn’t offer up any explanation despite Pixals well-intentioned prodding or Wus not-so-subtle suggestion of therapy. How they ended up on the topic one night, after a dinner cooked by the dethroned ruler, is not something Lloyd can figure out. Part of him believes this would happen eventually, that the deep-set trauma from the Never Realm would burst out unwanted and unplanned.

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Hey guys, this is really important.

I have a large amount of debt that I need to pay off and I am still unemployed (not for lack of trying.)

I currently owe $1186.88 in credit card payments and medical bills.

I've had some very wonderful and generous assistance from my family and friends, but it's not enough right now.

My commissions are OPEN and you can find my info here.

And my paypal is @ abyssalmars

Anything helps!! Even if you are unable to commission or donate to me, it would be wonderful if you could reblog and share this with other people.

I'll give updates on any progress that's made in paying off my bills, just to keep all of you in the loop. It's the very least that I would owe if any of you decide to contribute.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. I am in need of help, and anything you can do is very, very appreciated!!!!